new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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