Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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