well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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