i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
