called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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