I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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