I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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