They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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