talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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