windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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