Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
