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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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