So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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