i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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