I could have mohawked her pubes.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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