I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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