I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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