I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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