Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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