He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
