D3 body, D1 cock
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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