So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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