He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
they need to just BURY HIM!
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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