just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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