too bad you live with your parents still
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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