Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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