I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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