so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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