But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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