Who did Billy Mays play for?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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