Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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