I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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