You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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