dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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