party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Its about making memories worth repressing
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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