turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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