mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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