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This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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