just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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