Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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