he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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