Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Never joke about your clitoris.
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