But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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