i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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