you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
he had hair everywhere except his balls
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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