I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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