i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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