I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
