these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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