Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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