So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
im calling her cock vulture from now on
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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