you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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